Mary Floppins has cracked the sh*ts. Wipe the wee from the toilet seat and pick up your dirty undies, because The Perfect Nanny is back to teach all you little boys - and girls - a thing or two about running a prim and proper household. Hailed “a rising star and quadruple threat” (The Spy In The Stalls) and returning from a completely sold-out Edinburgh Fringe run in 2025, Jessica Barton combines a spoonful of song, dance, clowning and deep-cleaning to present a skanky and empowering comedy debut.

Newly directed by Dan Wye.

Hailing from Naarm / Melbourne, Australia, Jessica Barton is a triple-threat Clown, combining her professional Musical Theatre degree with her professional training from L'Ecole Philippe Gaulier to deliver highly professional comedy, professionally. Utilising her dual-citizenship, Jessica is now based in London, furthering her career on camera and on stage.

Winner: Best Newcomer Award (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025)
Winner: Take A Chance On Adelaide Award (Adelaide Fringe 2025)
Winner: Audience Award (Taipei International Comedy Festival 2025)
Nominee: Best Newcomer Award (ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025)
Nominee: Best Clowning & Alternative Act (Chortle Awards 2026)