"An interesting mix of utter fantasy, inane nonsense and a steady drip of insanity that makes for a memorable (and rather funny) show. Weird, in all senses of the word." - Starburst Magazine

"Rude and horny and messy, but also very kind; a great strength". - Cook'd & Bomb'd

A sexy and funny office-themed interactive cabaret game show presented by Scotland's most chaotic burlesque/comedy double act!

Flesh Blob Johnny and Meat Cube Diana are both desperate to be employed by The Office of The Business Company, but there's only one position available! Win prizes and treats by guiding one of these hopeful applicants through a series of absurd job interview tasks.

Will you guide your character to victory, or will their dream of being allowed to work in a normal office be crushed in front of you?

Featuring dangerously catchy original songs, avant-garde burlesque, and some incredibly weird mutants.